Some Old Lady Really Surprises Judges by Singing Really Well
And who gives a shit.
Yooper Separatists Want to Join Canada: Ask for Royal Canadian Mounted Police Protection
On Tuesday, Michigan Upper Peninsula separatists stormed the abandoned Lake Superior Coast Guard base in Kaweenaw, raising the Canadian flag, yelling, “take off, eh!” and smoking back bacon on large fire barrels set up as a barrier. There were only minor injuries reported.
Sheriff Ronald “Ronald” Lahti is quoted as saying he won’t be making comments on the uprising except to urge calm and non-violence, and that local businesses will be protected. Currently 7 armed deputies have surrounded the city’s party store and pasty cafe.
-A Daily Noose/NOCHYNEWS Joint
Like many Playboy centerfolds, I, too, dislike selfishness, animal cruelty, and guys who come on too strong.
I also say that I like intelligent guys with a sense of humor who volunteer in their communities, but what I actually mean are tall, hot guys.
It’s a plus, though, if they are intelligent, have a sense of humor, and volunteer in their communities.
It makes clubbing funner!
Now, if I met a brilliant guy who was hilarious and donated his kidneys to the homeless, but who was short and/or pudgy, I couldn’t go out with him because my artificially inflated boobs would be wasted—and those bitches cost like five grand each!